You’d have thought he’d want them on-duty, pouring water over him to keep him cool until the high tide came in!

Agreed. That’s the point I was trying to make. I’m not optimistic that this administration will recognize domestic terror unless perpetrated by Muslims.

What, that three upstanding humans opposed hate speech at great cost? Sure, Oregon has racist roots, and Portland is extremely gentrified, but it’s not some kind of racist Utopia. This guy is just a fuckface. The real Patriots in this story are dead, or severely wounded.

Because his gut is pulling his body forward but he doesn’t have enough muscle tone to stand up straight.

And we have the top DNC contender for 2020'

I have been waiting a long time to hear these words. An American speech to close the last chapter of the longest blight of American history.

I’m afraid you’re correct. I don’t know if there is anything that would make his supporters turn. He’ll blame everything on the “mess” Obama left him and they’ll believe him. It’s hard not to think we are totally screwed.

You guys need some sort of IQ over 20. Everyone with a clue understood “swamp” meant dems and libs.

Good god, I don’t ever want another Clinton running for office and I voted for Hillary! I want another Obama like figure, someone who comes out of nowhere and catches fire, and actually knows what the hell they are doing.

Christ no. The problems that dogged her in 2016 will only be compounded because, as we’re seeing from yesterday, Americans across all spectrums will be completely repelled by career politicians. Hillary still has that condescending shine of a 1%er. Nice effort, thanks for trying, but enough with the Clintons. New…

And isn’t it a “tradition” now that, pregame, Bill Fucking O’Reilly interviews the fucking President? I’d rather have aliens land in the stadium.

Didn’t St. Ronald Reagan refer to his wife, Nancy, as “mommy”?

Congress should definitely investigate - after they finish up Benghazi.

My dad has to have a cysto every 3 months. A couple Valium and a painkiller about 40 mins before and you should be good.

You are all distracted commenting on the Williams-Sonoma catalog when the only salient point in this article is CAMERA UP MY DICK. It’s called a cystoscopy. I’ve had two of them. Worse than waterboarding. I’ve also had a couple of colonoscopies, prior to which they inject the most relaxing, delicious knockout drug (I…

Isn’t that the internet in a nutshell?