I think this is a perfect story for Larry David. Almost crying from laughing. It could easily be a scene for his show.

You are all distracted commenting on the Williams-Sonoma catalog when the only salient point in this article is CAMERA UP MY DICK. It’s called a cystoscopy. I’ve had two of them. Worse than waterboarding. I’ve also had a couple of colonoscopies, prior to which they inject the most relaxing, delicious knockout drug (I…

Man, did he fucking nail it or what? Jesus.

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Isn’t that the internet in a nutshell?

Two years ago a deer, hit by a car, died in my neighbor’s pasture. An eagle feasted on the carcass for 3 or 4 days until there was nothing but left but bones and pelt, then split. Our neighborhood hawks would just sit in the trees at a safe distance, watching. They knew not to fuck with the eagle. And so does the…

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Did he also jizz all over “Dutch” Reagan’s corpse as usual? That’s the guy who started the downward spiral, and that crowd worships him.

Just wait until George Will gets a load ot this - Harper’s as uppity as that Obama. He’ll no doubt invoke “Dutch” Reagan in his column of vapors.

Guess they’ll suspend the dog’s license.