Beggin’ Strips

Says a professional writer. Let’s compromise. Let’s create an interactive display that lets people browse your collection of e-books so you can still show off to your friends how literate you are while also avoiding physical clutter around the house. Then you can still have your conversation starters, you don’t have…

To which I generally respond “This is why we can’t have nice things!”

I think this is a bigger issue than most people realize. It’s everywhere in the media, especially the mediums that target young boys. Superheros tend to show very few emotions beyond anger. Male characters in TV shows and movies perpetuate the myth of “friendly” insults being a valid substitute for open and honest…

1. Contributions made to a Roth IRA can be withdrawn at any time for any purpose while Roth 401K contributions cannot. This is a huge difference if you want the freedom to use your contributions before you hit retirement age for things like emergencies, college expenses, or that hot little convertible mid-life crisis…

This is similar to some of the messages in the book The Four Agreements. Agreement 2 is “Don’t take anything personally”. Everyone speaks from their own unique perspective of the world around them so their words say more about them than they do about you. They likely know very little about you (when considering…

Bud Light Lime every time. Next topic!

Go work for a government contractor. All employees are required to fill out time-cards to show time spent on each project to prevent companies under bidding for contracts and riding employees into uncompensated overtime to make up the difference. If you work on a secure network you will have the added benefit of not…

• Urgency: How long will it take to complete?

So what are you doing with your extra egg-whites? I feel bad enough throwing them out the on time per year I make hollandaise, I don’t think my brain can handle that much food waste on a regular basis.

Yeah when I wear sandals I take the right one off for throttle and brake action but always keep the left on for the clutch. Why not just take the baby’s shoe and put it on your lap? That little poop factory doesn’t need it, I mean he never even offers to drive!

Water also has a material cost for the restaurant. Are you going to pay for flat water now too?

This seems like a dangerous lesson to teach your little boy. If we did this I’d be too scared to turn my back on my bowl of cereal ever again.

“Not Everything Is a Mental Health Problem

Just wipe out the cup with some of those clothes you’re throwing into the washer. I mean, they’re seconds away from being in soapy water anyway.

From reading the title I was expecting more along the lines of “ooh it looks like little Timmy’s been working on his left hook! But now Jessica has him in a choke hold. Yes folks, she’s mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore!”
But I suppose what you said is a better parenting move.

LPT: Practice makes perfect; start early by becoming unlikable an early age!

Yesterdays millennials were so much better! /s

Since when is antisemitism only sometimes bad?

“But come one, just take the extra minute to use soap and actually clean yourself, you filthy animal.”