What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, throwing his money away for Netflix.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

Matin Kratt: “What if we could mate with sharks in the wild?”

My only plan was to avoid any areas that come up too often in Three Six Mafia songs.

It wasn’t a bug... It was a feature :C

...profits?

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Great, another troll commenter to ban.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

I’m tired of seeing “Could not take a screenshot” after every trophy I earn.

Maybe it was the infamous Dortmund Fahrt Man

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

“I thought heptathletes couldn’t have babies because they were born with both parts?” - Emmitt Smith

“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

The Wi-fi in Sony’s game systems have always been garbage for me, so what I did was take a router that can be flashed with open source firmware and set it to be a “media bridge.” I still don’t need to run a wire out to my living room, but the PS4 is connected via ethernet to a router acting as a big, multi-client…

Yes, but this entire raid was donald trump trying to get some successful raid on his resume, we have no proof of what was accomplished and if the information was useful or not.

Typical leftist tactic of attacking the messenger. Stick to facts, please.

No, this is how pornography is shown in Japan. I am being dead serious.