Ultraviolet. I win.

When did you start writing for Kinja/Lifehacker? That’s awesome!

Cora had a little Cara Delevingne thing going on

Chapman misspelled the word “separately” in his rush to point out someone else’s “fail”.

I didn’t even realize a shadow could turn you down. Honestly, just paying attention to what they’re saying and following their conversation clues is pretty straightforward.

On CNN right now

Hah! I graduated from Lee Senior last century (well, 1999). That BB&T in the background is where I used to cash my checks from the Palomino!

Jalapeñis