“No pizza detected” Ooh, sorry Detroit. 

Related, unrelated, most relatable moment for me, a friend ordering the largest drink, goes to the soda fountain, fills it up 98% regular coke, then 2% diet coke, turns to me staring, replies: “baby steps”

???

The show’s not bad because it’s apolitical. It’s bad because it’s bad. If you stuck, oh say, James Corden on opposite Fallon, Corden would crush him.

well, that, and he’s fucking terrible

Maybe people just don’t have the energy to stay up late and watch a bland idiot pimp terrible movies, tv shows and fawn over vapid celebrities.

I’d watch the show if it had a little counter in the lower right hand corner that tallied every one of his weird little incoherent mumbles. Or every time he comes down with a case of the self laffies. Or both!

“It’s an action-packed buddy cop film that looks like a mashup of Training Day and a Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual (his partner is an orc).”

JUST OFFER THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES IN LARGER SIZES. HAVE THEM ON THE SAME GODDAMN RACKS.

And if the filmmakers were really trying *that* hard, they could’ve found a way to do that role without it being a stereotypical mess. Ah, well.

I’m not a number 1 fan of either Bush Sr or Jr...but the Bush’s aren’t racist. I don’t think there was an emergency family meeting when Jeb married a Mexican woman. Bush Sr coined the term “voodoo economics” in talking about Reagan’s “trickle down economics”- and is voting for Hillary. After 9/11 W went out of his way…

What a non-story. GWB is a fucking dolt, but it’s been clear for some time that the Bushes and Obamas have genuine respect and affection for each other. Personally I find it encouraging that powerful people on clearly opposite sides of the aisle can still have this sort of relationship. Maybe someday we’ll actually be…