You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

I'm going to generalize here but the trans community absolutely LOVES Mount Rushmore, I could see this really hurting them.

Well at least it didn’t attack a hospital.

I know a lot of white girls who move to Japan dreaming of working in hostess bars. I truly do not understand the appeal.

Geraldo Rivera should open it.

Uh ... I'm just holding it. For a friend.

HA! CAPITALIST PIGS KNOW NOTHING OF IMPRACTICALITY! BEHOLD! 2B1 OKA SELF-PROPELLED NUCLEAR CANNON! LIBERATOR OF PROLETARIATS WORLDWIDE! IRRADIATOR OF IMPERIALISTS! GIANT STEEL DICK OF STALIN! WE LAUGH AT YUOR SHITTY "DAVID CROCKIT"!

At this rate he'll soon be trading the Ilyushin for an Antonov 225 or stay grounded.

Who the fuck decided we should put sinks in houses?

Look, right here, it says "dual zone climate control"....Why the hell there no heat in my new plane?

Will, I feel just terrible for you that your local liquor stores don't stock the best light beer available.

Follow up, question: What's sex feel like?