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But I was not perfect in those days, just as I am not perfect today. I drank beer with my friends, usually on weekends. Sometimes I had too many. In retrospect, I said and did things in high school that make me cringe now.

There’s. NEVER. just. one.

Regardless of whether he attempted to rape a woman, or lied to congress about it, I just don’t want the man who organized his life like this to be on the Supreme Court. And kept it? Something’s not right.

Why would any sane person truly believe this proves anything? What am I missing here?

The fuck is this

obligatory:

there aren’t any

He’s 56, btw. (Since the age of the woman he knocked up is listed, I figured this was relevant.)

I said this on Twitter but will repeat it here:

I do not understand that Megahn Markle headline. They're having an exhausting sounding party to celebrate the opening (?) of a house in Amsterdam? Are they in Amsterdam? What is Soho House? 

Kavanaugh is handing over his 1982 calendar to the Senate Judiciary Committee

Hello, I am commenting from my smartphone as I walk out the door of my office. And I am not the only one. The elevator was completely full and now that I have reached the lobby I am happy to report that there are several dozen people down here too. Some are loitering and enjoying small talk, many are walking straight

A suggestion: Invite both Cardi B and Nicki Minaj on stage during the Superbowl halftime show and enjoy the ensuing celebrity deathmatch. They get paid for the drama, not for the music anyway.

Don't watch the Super Bowl, it just supports an organization that tried to cover up the lifetime effects of head injuries and succumbed to Trump and his ilk over black men protesting police shootings.

Um...about that part.

Counterpoint:  I can’t hear Bodack Yellow that many times.

A Suggestion: Don’t watch the Super Bowl.

Spanx are not an appropriate gift. Ever.

oooh, that is diabolical!

Esther,