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First Date: He took me to a great dinner, nice place, and during asked the waiter how much longer dinner would take, we had a show to get to. I, having no idea about the show, asked what we were seeing. He said he was taking me to the newly opened high class strip joint. I am young, I am impressionable, I have never

I had a guy ask me if I had any tattoos and when I drew out the simple one I had on a napkin, he got super quiet and told me that my tattoo was a design he had written about in a story years ago and that because I had it, I was the Chosen One.

I love these multiple-voice reviews. Excellent idea.

Eh, I don’t so much feel bad.  I don’t think people should be threatening their families or anything like that, but I’m not particularly brokenhearted that these assholes had their privacy violated.  It’s not like Christine Blasey Ford knows what that’s like.

You can think about ethics when your money situation improves. Sticking to your values won’t put food on your table and you’re not being asked to go on TV and make announcements that would go against your ideals.

I’m sure it’s totally awesome and not at all emotionally confusing for the kids.

In what possible way is his life in tatters?!!!!! I’ve had this argument for the last week (has it been a week? It feels like years) with my newly racist meme posting aunt. So far the answers is: It just is.

Apologies for being slightly off-topic, but trying to get people to make a call (especially if you’re in Maine!)

“INDELIBLE IN THE HIPPOCAMPUS IS THE LAUGHTER."

He is good for her brand, all his stupidity brings her clicks.

It went viral and Tripp was able to secure a book deal out of the fiasco, resulting in the “abstract manifesto”

Oh, I agree it’s odd but then again it’s letting children work that shouldn’t be legal so this friendship is one oddity in a life teeming with weirdness.

I hadn’t realized that she had told him about her father before he said that. It’s good that he apologized, but it says something about him that he thought it was appropriate to 1.) answer a question with another question and to 2.) take such a personal shot at his questioner in the middle of a confirmation hearing.

We’re supposed to feel bad for him that he’s been accused. He’s the REAL victim. Everyone needs to put Brett’s feelings first!

HE IS YELLING AT FEINSTEIN! OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU GO TO A FUCKING JOB INTERVIEW AND YELL AND YOUR INTERVIEWER? BUT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO HIM BECAUSE HE IS A WHITE PRIVILEGED MAN

Like a true tough guy, Kavanaugh mentioned his mom, his wife and his daughter (who happened to say Dr. Ford’s name during her bedtime prayers last night!) in the first part of his opening statement. I’m not sure if that was before or after he blamed Democrats for all of his problems because it made me so angry, I

Why NOT? She’s been deeply involved with the current* #MeToo movement since it began.

But I was not perfect in those days, just as I am not perfect today. I drank beer with my friends, usually on weekends. Sometimes I had too many. In retrospect, I said and did things in high school that make me cringe now.