No, you’re correct. This was not a “bad date” and calling it that normalizes predatory behavior.

I think this is a real news story, but I prefer to imagine it as a metaphor for yeserday’s Aziz story and an imagining of just another “bad date.”

Follow ups: why is it lethal? Do the scientists assume we will try to inhale it? Or if it gets in our eyes do they burn out of their sockets? Is the force of ejaculation going to rip into our bodies?

Zafar has a “pink penis about twenty centimeters often erect.” - Are we supposed to recognize this renegade dolphin by his penis? Like, who is this info helping? 

PREACH.

This keeps coming up in comments, but I just have trouble understanding how you can describe something as a “bad date” when a party feels sexually violated afterward? Like, that’s not a bad date. I’ve been on plenty of bad dates. 

This keeps coming up in comments, but I just have trouble understanding how you can describe something as a “bad date” when a party feels sexually violated afterward? Like, that’s not a bad date. I’ve been on plenty of bad dates. 

“Real life muppet” is a spot on way to describe him.

Seriously. Is this what the comment section of Jezebel has become? If I wanted this level of idiocy I would visit MRA websites.

this seems very difficult for some people to grasp...

I think he’s entitled to see if he can bounce back/make a comeback, and it’s up to consumers to decide whether they want to support him. Unfortunately I won’t be watching any of his stuff anymore, which I used to enjoy, but now I have trouble not thinking about what he did when I think about watching Parks and Rec or…

I made an account just to say this: The Arrogant Worms did it first, and did it better. #sorrynotsorry #arrogantwormsforever