Tablet Desirability Rankings:

@CaptainKirk: you mean its lack of integration with the iPhone, right?

Sorry if this joke has been made, but iPhone calls don't last that long without dropping. Fake.

In case Palm/HP ask, this is made by BleckBarry.

So this is in, and no porn apps make it? I enjoy killing videogame Nazis as much as the next man, but I also enjoy my adult entertainment. /doublestandards

@punksmurph: Yeah $70 bucks for a wooden case is still $70 bucks, craftmanship and eco-friendliness be damned.

So apparently the Kin was just a test run and M$ is set to fail on an even more epic scale.

@dtptampa: Hey, but you're getting Avatar!

@xCoolJackx: The processor is actually more advanced than the 1GHz snapdragons that are all over the place now, so it isn't really slower in terms of perfomance.

My first thought was "I'm drinking Bud Light, in a house made of Bud Light" which makes no sense whatsoever in this context.

@Rahsk: I'm pretty sure the fact that you're rooted is the problem. You might have to unroot, or wait for the devs to create a workaround.

There's gotta be some kind of connection between these growth hormones and accelerated early puberty rates in young children. And even if there isn't, what's the harm in testing or requiring labels so those of us who don't want Frankenmeat can stay away?

Noob here. What's the difference - if any - between this and a DSLR? What's a micro four thirds?

@XJRSS: Kudos, few things are more off-putting than going to use the bathroom and finding a floater.

Call me Ishmael.

@SleepingGoat: Don't you want to know: when your'e within 1000 ft of any one of your FB friends, when you're near that store where your friend sent an update saying there was an awesome sale, or when you can get great deals from FB ad partners as you walk around your city?

They forgot one bullet point:

I'd love it if they killed native access to FB for iPhone/Android/etc. Then I'd have no more reason to be a FB user.

@Ian Logsdon: Yeah, I really don't understand why the dumbass OEMs dedicate such a tiny amount of space for apps. They can keep their dual-processor phones to themselves if they don't make the app space GBs as opposed to MBs.