@Monty: www.doesntexist.com

@sub150: you might as well get an iPad

Hmm...if I can jailbreak, and there are ports of my emulators, bye bye PSP.

@TheCrudMan: Damn, that was my idea. It'd replace my watch easily.

@Gann: Deep-fried Scotch, washed down with a Scotch, neat. Synergy at it's finest.

@Subliminal Bukkake: To answer my own question: unemployed assassin.

Whatever. Wake me up when he deep fries Scotch.

If the iPod touch has pretty much vanquished all competitors, who is left for the new version to assassinate? The previous iPod touch? So would that make it an iPod touch-assassinating iPod touch?

Finally, I won't have to keep going to the Apple store to get my fix! Umm...is that weird?

@hulahoophugs: Saying Android can't compete with iPhone/iPad is incomplete and therefore incorrect, particularly when you consider the increasing rate of Android adoption among consumers. Saying Android can't compete with iPhone/iPad gaming, at the moment, is far more accurate.

@Walk Off HBP: I'd say the jeans, only because there's a good chance they come with "fashionable/rugged/distressed" holes all over.

How bad are Archos products, in terms of quality? The prices seem tempting, but the build quality seems suspect. I suspect their hackability would be the biggest factor that drives sales.

Q: You know how I know you're gay? A: Your jeans have elaborately embroidered back pockets.

@protodad: I'm not sure that sucking up would even be a possibility. That bridge appears to be forever burned.

I'm really intrigued by WebOS. I've decided my dream tablet would triple boot ChromeOS/Android/WebOS. I'm sure there's a hacker out there working on it, probably on XDA.

This is worse than the time my older cousin ruined Christmas.

Needs more areola.

@chefgon: My use cases for a tablet are browsing/interacting with the web and watching video, so I'd prefer a 10" screen personally. Might hold out for a Chrome Tablet since an Android Tablet would duplicate my phone, and I don't really care for tablet apps apart from magazines.

Also in the same BGR article he makes reference to a 10 in. Motorola Tablet running 3.0, which is rumored to be tailored to the higher resolutions tablets require. So patience would be important in this scenario.

@cbstryker: A Nexus One running a custom 2.2 ROM, Enomther's to be exact.