Five years.

I know what they think they’re saying, but it’s not what they’re literally saying. “Don’t be a victim” is insulting to victims. It’s like “don’t be offended” when someone says something horrible.

I don’t think that’s what he said- slow your roll- you weren’t microagressed.

I could give a shit about Stacey Dash and her compromised fucking Twitter account.

The thing that bothers me is that- apart from household products - the food that comes w/ coupons is often stuff you shouldn’t be eating much of, much less stocking up on.

I’m actually pissed Ezra is so popular because it’s been one of my favorites forever. And yes, I did listen to a lot of Better Than Ezra in high school, why do you ask?

How are the boys’ names dumb? Every last one of them is a traditional name (thank god - I wasn’t a fan of people naming their boys Jayden and Grayson). Atticus, Asher, Silas and Jude have literary nerd appeal. :) Jasper is a nice Scandinavian name that I’d probably consider for my own offspring.

All hail the death of Grace, Sophia and Neveah!

For real though. I’m grateful I ended up with my specific shitty life instead of her shitty life.

Even as a kid, I couldn’t believe how much they spent on pizza!

I'm concerned about your period abuse.

Did your space bar go on strike?

Fernandez was released to his mother and required to wear an ankle monitor.

This is the second 47% group of have nots I’ve found myself in, recently.

First off I love the phrase “fucking basura” and I thank you for bringing it into my lexicon.

Bigotry is bigotry. Parsing racism from xenophobia from Islamophobia is trying to distance yourself from people you consider to be bigots while defending your own bigotry. Zimmerman is not using the term “dirty Muslim” because he has concerns about theology. Calling dark people “dirty” is about the oldest play in the…

i really don’t condone violence

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? How can that even be a legal requirement? Fuck these old white men so fucking hard with a rusty chain saw. I hope they all come back as women in Saudi Arabia. Lower class women.

I so want somebody to talk about the need of more gun control that I do not care.

I tend to just flush my BM's.