How about Chevy putting a square peg in a round hole?

That was better than the 5-lug, twin-3 spokes of the SN95. Possibly the most boring wheel Ford ever put on a Mustang.

“At your highest moment, that’s when the devil comes for you.”

I find most of those rather easy. Real insanity is what the Welsh call a town name.

Trying to teach my Puerto Rican wife how to pronounce Susquehanna (Sus-Qwa-Hanna). It’s not going well. 

The whole earth is a ship flying through space.

Since all the tectonic plates float on magma, we all live on boats too and are not subject property tax.

Blah, blah, blah. The planes need incredible maintenance. They need parts. No access to parts means existing planes will be cannibalized so fewer and fewer maintained planes can keep flying. Within three years, I bet none of those planes will be capable of safely flying—which means for the next 10 years, Russian passen…

Not only do 80% of truck owners never really need a truck, but that they will tell you they get one to help friends move or pull someone out of a ditch, and then cannot be found on moving day and drive right past everyone stuck in said ditch.

Manual transmissions are overrated for daily driving.

I was the 37th owner of a VW bus aboard the Naval Station at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba (before it became famous). The front face of the Type 2 had rusted away into shapes that were quite clearly teeth, it was missing about four feet of floor, and badly spray painted on the left side were the words “No Fat Chicks.” All…

They really should consider renaming themselves to “The biggest bunch of losers on the planet”. 

I own a 2000 Jaguar XK8, at $4k this seems fair, but I’d note the following:

Who’s stopping these “adults”, as in fully-grown people, from going to the bathroom?

Given how the rider in the topmost photo isn’t exactly svelte, all I see is this:

Don’t forget the nazi logos... 

“OUR PRICES SO LOW OUR COMPETITORS ARE SUING US!”

Karen Cruz

Seemed like they were just good old boys and never meaning no harm.

Weiner Whistle