chelsea, it would've been so great if you left a piece of toilet paper dangling out of your crack.

10. He got a really good training plan from Runner's World.

Radar Detectors

Movies and TVs have taught us that an undercover police officer has to identify themselves when asked. That's simply not true. A police officer is allowed to lie about their status when they're undercover and they can tell lies when needed to get information. That said, police officers do have to identify themselves…

Card counting is a strategy in blackjack where the player counts off cards to get a probably advantage of what the next card will be. It's not exactly clear why people think this is illegal, but most casinos frown upon the practice. In Las Vegas, they can ban you from a casino for card counting, but Atlantic City…

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.

A floul if you will.

You see, this is how this whole thing went down. I do not take credit for this photo but do agree with it's content.

I ordinarily sit in 220 and spoke to a friend who was there. He didn't see the actual fight but spoke to people there who had (yes, I've lost count of the layers of hearsay, but I've been in this section of the arena for two decades and no reason to doubt the guy). It was an argument near the concession stands,…

RHETORICAL TACTICS OF AN INTERNET COMMENTER 101 SYLLABUS

I constantly had the top score for Gameboy Tetris in the Nintendo Power rankings. It got to where they wanted fresh names in the list and said they would not accept my submissions any longer. So I spelled my name backwards (Evets Kainzow) and changed the city from Los Gatos to Saratoga. Sure enough, they printed that…

Barry, if you're going to indirectly feed into the conspiracy machine by quoting Duncan, Ginobili and Parker on their comfort with high temperatures, you should also include these quotes so you're not mistaken for a cherry-picker.

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He was right...until he said Donovan was better than Dempsey right now. Donovan may deserve to be there, but there's no question he's not starting worthy at this moment.

I don't know why, but I thought of these.

So, a Dyson for the face?

as a headshaver I like the Gilette Fusion Proglide. One of the nicest things is the little razor on the edge works great for getting the stubborn hairs on the top side of where your ear attaches to your head. They're expensive, but I use mine for a long time before changing blades