can we stop with this bullshit, already?

He was either skiing or fly fishing or... something, I dunno.

I totally sing like this to my Maltese. Ain't care.

First thing I thought... "Um, maybe an Egg McMuffin or something...not a Big Mac. Not that early."

Is anything I said unreasonable or incorrect?

Sir Mix-A-Lot stated: "I like big butts and I cannot lie", the key word to focus on being "and" which does not make the latter conditional on the former. His liking of big butts is not an implication of his inability to lie. If anything, we're to take him on his word that he can't lie and must believe that he truly…

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This whole ordeal makes me think of the movie Repo Man. Am I alone? I know it was like, alien stuff in the trunk, but still.

What ratio of "No tip receipt" posts to "Other posts" are we at now? Just curious.

The answer is yes. The ball has a better chance of being kicked full force into your balls than going into the neck, so a hand over the chest and the balls are customary.

Maybe you should stay home, dude. Movies based on books of the bible tend to have, you know, religious aspects and stuff.

WAAAAHHH I DON'T LIKE THIS BECAUSE RELIGION AND BIBLE AND STUFF!!!

Hope she isn't having a stroke or something.

I had a student loan become due that I wasn't aware of. This was before email notifications were a thing, and the envelopes that came to my house looked super generic. I was being bombarded by people wanting me to consolidate with them.

This is Washington Hall Park in Clinton Hill, if anybody cares.

How did we get to that point? I don't know, but we've been at that point for a long while. It's not really a new phenomenon.

Great story. I live for this creepy stuff. Thanks, Kelsey.

This article took a really long time to reveal the best time to drink coffee.

Boston is a college town. The majority of students currently enrolled in undergraduate programs in and around Boston were in high school the last time the Red Sox won a World Series.

TKO stands for "technical knockout", not "takedown"... just FYI. There are no takedowns in the sport of Boxing.