@SEDonaldson: Efforts all for naught, as the Phillies are going to lose tonight. #philadelphiaphillies

Yankees better sweep. #worldfuckingchampions

I wish Philly fans didn't have to continually exemplify their reputation as being equivalent to that of an underwear skid mark

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I hate to say it . . that one kid in the front is squinting, people are clearly shielding their eyes from the sun. Maybe some things we shouldn't read TOO much into. ;)

Look up Cenegenics . . that whole treatment, besides nutrition and working out, is based on HGH and Steroids.

Yummy.

Microwavable Beefaroni? Mmmm...I can taste the MSG already.

I wear Nets stuff every day, for I am a Net fan.

Haha, he did the Vince Carter stomp...

She's a happiness consultant!

@schweppes: that made me LOL

Don't they already have a European ESPN channel? Regardless, what I want to know is, how does the US get a piece of that action?

Let's go, lock him the hell up.

And it's suuuuuper Fulhaaam, suuuuper Fulham FC, we're by FAR the greatest team, the woooorld has eeever seeen! ;)

Sean Williams is the messiah.

Whatevs, bruh...all i care about is kicking this season off right by kicking Seattle Sounders up the ass. Forza Metro.

@ultimpsycho: yeah it is, the Columbus Crew...2008 MLS Cup Champs.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: haha, i can like...hear his voice. love it. love "langebrunnarian" goals too.

@Jerkwheat: I knew someone would do it. Where's the camel toe??