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wait, Moira can HEAL?!?

It’s almost like corporations absorbing each other is... bad?

what im getting from this is that in order to see more behind the scenes footage of game development and a better understanding on how triple a games are produced, we need to generate takes so nightmarishly bad that developers will have no choice but to dunk on them

Yeah, I’m not big on dubs, but I did watch the dub of MP100 with my mom (she can’t do subs), and I did really like how he handled Shigeo’s odd mannerisms. This sucks major donk. I guess all we can do is hope whoever they hire next can live up to the role.

You kiiiiinda covered this, but it’s $100 for early access to an exotic everyone will get when the expansion releases, and it’s purely bonus, you’re paying for $100 of content completely independent of the gun.

That Chekhov’s Gun is definitely going to go off before the end of the season.

I just want to take a second and reiterate that, yes, My Chemical Rom- [account deactivated]

Shut the fuck up snowflake

to everyone wondering where our post was: this was it. it took a while assembling all the responses from current and former kotaku dot com staffers but all that time gave us the room to honor fahey in the best way we knew how. i didn’t get to work with him long but his personality and wit were infectious. im bummed

The last article from Uncle Fahey. May he Rest In Peace 

Okay, various reactions:

1) Destiny should not do puns. In addition to the Scur-V servitor, there is also the Aye-I boss shank, and probably others that I am forgetting. It’s bad punning in the ignominious tradition of Borderland 2's more phoned-in moments, especially the Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate’s Booty DLC
2)

Dude looking like the wish version of Homelander in this picture.

“Had" being the proper tense.  I still haven't forgiven them for the needless Geomag Stabilizers nerf.  

I ignored gambit and vanguard double reset. Good thing we don’t need all challenges to get the big drop bright dusts in the end.

If you read past the giant spoiler warning” sign, then that’s on you.

If “weird bummer” is too much detail for you, then maybe the internet is not where you should be spending your time lol

I feel like this article only provides half the perspective. So as someone who regularly threatens violence against the Bungie developers, over EVERYTHING, let me just say: it’s because I have a shockingly small penis. Like you would not be able to find it, that small.

That ME3 ending was terrible, and it’s totally why I spent weeks sending all kinds of threats and shit to the developers that were completely justified. Oh, wait, I’m recalling that wrong. Actually, I went ‘well that ending was lame’ and then went to play another game.

It’s on Game Pass PC if you have that. Well worth the download just for this bit of it, although plenty of the other games are decently fun.