I like the concept of the relationship system, but at first blush I feel like the interactions come a bit too often. The snipes over kill-stealing are the worst because like c’mon y’all, we’re all on the same team here. It feels bad to be punished for playing well.

smdh

Some are trickier than others, but none of the ones I’ve seen are bugs or glitches, which is so cool. It makes early speedruns fun to watch right now.

It’s funny because that second twitter video is something you have to do if you sequence break to get early Gravity Suit. Provided you don’t do another sequence break to get early Space Jump. Although I’m not sure how they even have Cross Bombs if Artaria is still frozen...

I had never heard about the cupcakes, so that whole bit was pretty funny. The crunch and harassment stuff is not surprising today, unfortunately. Good video overall.

Like, ok. I do think the pricing is needlessly stratified. Why aren’t the dungeons just part of the season pass?

Yeah I’m good, thanks.

Those markers seem like a useful feature, but this makes me glad I never actually used them.

Man I hadn’t even considered losing the damn thing. Thanks for the vote of confidence. And yes, I already told them to get a screen protector. Like, just taking it in and out of the dock can scratch the screen.

I’ve found myself unduly stressed while in the position of recommending what model my brother and his wife should buy for their kids. They have 3, and the oldest is I want to say 8? So I told them that they should just get the standard Switch because the only significant difference is the screen. And because these are…

I feel like that moment when Mario grabs the fireball has been the funnest part about the Ultimate DLC. Pure possibility. Not knowing who is gonna show up next. I’m a little sad that’s coming to a close, although I’m glad Sakurai can have a break now. Hoping he goes off and makes something for himself now. Or just…

Definitely on my list.

Yeah it’ll be a cold day in hell before I pay $50 for a new one of those.

Not exactly stoked that they want more money for this, even if NSO is one of the cheaper services. As Ethan said on Twitter, though, how’s it gonna look if this is only a few dollars cheaper than Game Pass and you’re not even gonna give me Paper Mario or Kirby at launch?

lol hi ash

PS5 havers pointing out that you can play the PS4 version on your PS5, thank you. I have been thoroughly owned.

Must suck for those PS5 havers who have already unplugged their PS4 and put it in storage.

I can’t wait to see the salt in the twitter replies when this thing goes up. They already approach legendary levels of NaCl for the fashion emblem contests.

savage

DUDE. I rented this game when I was like 8 and had no idea what was going on. I’m so curious to see what this game even is.