IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

Judging by the amount of time most people seem to spend looking out the windshield vs. down at their phones whilst driving, I doubt anyone will notice they got one.

Never never NEVER run between a pull with a rope, strap or cable under tension

Not until after Inauguration Day.

Thank you for the review! Also, hang tight guys, my little Apache webserver is handing out all that it can. My little webserver is more resilient than last time, so it isn’t completely crashing...it’s just overloaded with requests!

Or there’s an open source solution:

Meh, hyper-milers are car enthusiasts, just a very different type. No reason to kick them out.

The MSDS sheet for Bud Light reccomends ingesting 30-40 ml of brake fluid.

not at all - that implies that Bud Light actually has a taste

If, for whatever reason, you just sucked down a quart of DOT 3 brake fluid...

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

I know y’all kid, but as a legit suicidal person who put all the scissors, knives, and drugs out of reach Tuesday night:

So these things will be back in production?

NP. Sure. Fuck it. Nothing matters

When there’s a will, there’s a way. If someone can take control of a Jeep Cherokee, nothing is off-limits. And I guarantee you legislation won’t stop people from trying.

Yes. I don’t know much about the alternative to the Kitchenaid mixer. What I do know is that we got an expensive brand name mixer when my wife and I were married. We killed it within a year. We bought a supposedly sturdy one on our own. Good reviews and everything. Lasted like five months.

You just made my Friday...COTD

I took the test and I got this

Get a bike

7 minutes? Dude! Walk to work!