Additionally, this particular Pilot boasts the new "Full Retard" package.*

So it will come with an engine block heater.

So the doors don't lock and it has lifetime free maintenance, then?

I guess you could say that isn't for the Meeke.

This is hilarious, stop apologizing!

Typical Canadian ;)

Well thanks! Now I'm actually tempted to make the jump...

Move to Canada, but you're still saddled with a 15 year rule. And a large number of people who inexplicably speak French.

So you're saying the only real solution is to actually move to Canada?

Anonymous fan recording is awesome.

I'll give this to subaru - if you give a dealership a bad grade, you get immediate action. I had been waiting on a part for a few weeks when the survey came, I sent it in and I had the part drop shipped to me within a week of mailing the survey back in.

I resemble that remark.

I switched off at "liberal greener motherfuckers." What a raging mush-mouthed asshole.

Add Eva Green as the titular referee in said custard match, and you have the equivalent of the 918, LaF, P1 and an unlimited fuel and tire supply.

See, I was born in 1991, and to me, minivans = raunchy teenage sex in public parking lots at highly inappropriate hours.

No, I REALLY want a new Singer 911. I'd also like Selma Hayek and Halle Berry together, in a ball pit, naked and wrestling in custard, sadly I can't afford that either.

Please don't call 911 first, call the emergency # printed on a sign on the crossing gate stand. It will have the serial of the crossing printed as well. Cut out the middle man save some time.

Anyone have a North American feed for the Bathurst 12 hour that is higher than 240p? Full screen just stretches the image and I actually cannot tell what the cars are at full screen. (And that's on a 26" monitor, not even a TV)

Yep. I'm here in western Canada. I live in a province whose name ties foreign tongues in knots. : )

Yes. That snow thing. I just think it's so adorable when Americans go on about snow, especially the South. Down there, they have snowflake sightings. If one is spotted, nobody drives, and school's out! : )