I am a solid 8 on the Mohs scale

Come round to England and I'd be happy to let you drive my car. I tell you, there's nothing like cruising a 2cv at 50mph on a hot day with the top down, it's just the feeling of having spent so little but having been given so much. They're glorious cars to drive, nothing makes you angry in a 2cv (apart from when they…

"Bet you won't, pussy." -Dog

I don't imagine the South Park crew will be too happy with this.

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It will make it's own racing series, with blackjack and hookers..

I think I know who the culprit is

It's not his fault. It's not his fault...

Call me an asshole for saying this, but I really loved Death to Smoochy.

I wish to make it perfectly clear to any future children I may have (or current ones that I don't know about) that I have always wanted a RS200. It will totally make up for what an asshole you guys turned out to be, despite all my hard work.

Ok, so apparently while a red circle appearing around you means you're fucked, a blue circle just means you're going to shit your pants. The internet teaches me something new every day.

He caulked his bike and forded the creek successfully, losing only 22 lbs of food in the process. Unfortunately, he later died of dysentery.

I even rub it in my friends faces.. hey wanna take my shiney new car out for a spin? oh... whats that... you cant drive stick... thats too bad.. 3rd pedal=best way to make a slow boring car feel fast and fun.

Heated seats are awesome, cool nights with the windows down and the heaty seats on, perfect. unfortunately my new car doesn't have them, but I do have the amazingly fun 3rd pedal.

I see a black trim and I want it painted red.

Condescending? I was just pointing out that bad things are happening out there. People who are mechanically savvy can avoid the problems by doing the work themselves (as I have for 35 years now). And, as noted, you can let others do the work for you and take common sense steps to minimize the risk. If you don't like…

Isachsen also had a bit of contact on the track. That car was taped back together in a futile attempt to get it back on track in a fashion that would make Red Green proud. Bonus points for matching tape and a makeshift grille.

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