I have to ask the stupid question... since I see no drivers in any of these cars, how the heck do they get from the elevator platform to their hole in the wall resting place? Neutral and a lot of luck? Magnets? Crazy German remote control system? Or are their cats that push on the pedals that we can't see and they…

Like the 919 next to a 911...

That date doesn't exist - how about that!

This escalated quickly! I agree with your point though. I sold my '01 Outback this past summer and it did very well resale wise. I'm now in a '13 Forester and if I ever decide to sell it know it will do the same.

I've gotta say these are the best pics I've seen in a long time. I didn't even get thru them all. It's too early for auto fap time, but wow!

That was a little weird. But it's the internet - and wasn't the weirdest thing I saw today. Exhibit A.

LOL - it's like they thought if it hit the pole after I was going to bring it to them to fix it. Luckily I noticed and took it out of gear. The first few times I took it in I didn't notice right away that it was in gear. Now, after it's in the shop I double check.

Same here - I hate it. The only time I leave it in gear is if I'm parking on a hill, and I will always remember it's in gear because I'm parked on a hill. Hard and fast rule in my head. Every once in a while I look like an idiot getting it form the dealer and it's in 1st and I stall it with the park break on. Once it…

I have to install that crap for people at the office. I'm IT for the government. The software is not fun to install, I can just imagine using it.

How are there still 48 PT Cruisers for sale in a 500km radius from me??? Also - I live close to the ocean on one side, so radius isn't a very fair term.

That is perfect! Groucho driving?

Funny thing - the CRV handles like a minivan but you are correct, a minivan gives you more room. Too bad vans are horrible. I'll stick with my Forester. The front seats actually recline all the way flat so you can... you know... look out the sunroof.

Thinking it might be one of those mesh screens like some convertibles use behind the headrests when the top is down. But considering the rest of the car's WTF status, I just don't know.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that part. I waited for a shitty day and sat in my car doing that. It's not so fun you're right. Would be much handier if it synced the phone book. My ex had a visor clip BT unit that did that. That said - it sucked at it and still wouldn't recognize names. Anyone I could see myself calling…

Here we go, finally - I think some people just have phones with issues. My Android phone connects to my 13 Forester just fine. Every time. Picks up the last album that was playing without trouble and have no issues with calls either. I don't typically place outgoing calls but if I get one I don't have issues.

Same here, my car picks my phone up every single time - I just leave my phone in my pocket with BT on and it connects lickedy split. And it's a Subaru and other people here are talking about issues with Subaru setups. I wonder how much of this is could be phone issues. I know my parents phone is a piece of junk and…

That's weird - my 13 Forester touring has no issues picking my phone up. Every time. The only issue I had is one time a spam bot was calling from an 800 number and I hung up on it while it was still ringing to ignore the call then the BT unit stopped talking to my phone. Ended up turning the car off and on as I was…

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Makes me long to work in an office like my buddy does in another city. They have a kegorator with an automated system that limits your beer for the day. They are allowed up to 2 beer - so you can go for 4 half beer if you want to stretch it out - it measures. If only...

My secret is I have a switch closet on every floor. It really helps, and no one else has access to them. Most don't have a chair, but there's old gear in them I can rest my butt on. Chairs would be awesome! And a beer fridge ;)