Well-equipped for mud-wrestling!

I highly recommend actually meeting your kid’s teachers before you make up your mind about them. I mean, yes, there are nut cases in the classroom out there, but there are also amazing educators doing their best to protect their students from that kind of bullshit. You might be surprised.

Honestly? You seriously just need to shut the fuck up. You have no fucking clue what you’re talking about, and are absolutely part of the problem.

I’ve got something else that’s now turning blue, $kay... Nice body, no plastic too-tall-heals, and a damn nice smile to go with one my favorite versions of the America-made Ford Mustang. Well done, lady!

Multimillionaire pro athlete promises to buy mother-in-law a house; doesn’t tell her it’s a trailer. They truly lead lives the rest of us dream of.

Keep hitting it with the log.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

I’m sure there’s a jalopnik staff slashfic thread somewhere.

Jesus I’m trying to think of an insult worse then “reminded me of the last generation Sunfire/Cavalier” and have got nothing. If I was Nissan marketing this would have me curled up in the corner crying right now.  

Hahahahahaha...sorry, let me catch my breath. With a 12, nigh 13 year old Audi you are basically buying yourself the scary Victorian house at the end of the street that everyone marvels at but you know people get murdered and turned into wall art in there. I’m telling you from experience, do NOT go in there.

“Let’s Go Crazy” is a better national anthem, and I’m not being the least bit facetious.

Based on the pictures I’ve seen of his hair, he’s clearly using this one:

:: flips switch on belt ::

Better ideas:
1) Everyone has to stand for the anthem but the anthem is now, “Let’s go Crazy” by Prince.
2) All players stand for the anthem ON the united states flag.
3) All players who choose to kneel for the anthem must also be iced.
4) Cops stop harassing, assaulting and killing innocent people (HAHA jkjkjkjk!)
5) Any…

I wondered the same thing. Suburban schools like Edina and Eden Prairie have more non-Asian girls on their teams, but those girls don’t treat it like their main sport, as the Johnson girls do. I asked the Johnson girls about the Asian dominance and they put it up to the fact that most Hmong people live in the Twin…

Looks down in toilet: Oh!

Counterpoint: NO. I’LL TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT.

.... I don’t think we need that.

Important distinction. Outside of Milwaukee (like, immediately outside) you’re talking about a lot of extremely affluent, extremely white suburbs that would love nothing better than to put up a big fat wall around Milwaukee itself and turn it into District 9.