It looks like the center of the hood has a slight rise running the length. There’s probably a scoop behind the top part of the grill that takes in the air and runs it through that channel.

What was the last Subaru you were in? My ‘18 Outback feels on par with any of it’s competitors.

Mmmmm, Lesbians. Doing all of those lesbian things like working, picking up kids from school, cooking, cleaning, mowing, wrenching, hiking, watching Netflix...it’s almost like they are just like the rest of us, dammit.

I stopped the local liquor store owner from clearing his running snowblower with his hand. Like, I have no desire to spend the next 20 minutes kneeling on the stump of your wrist until the ambulance gets here, dewd.

I once handled a case involving an employee injured when his arm was caught in a rotating machine. I won’t go into too many details except to tell you that the injury was referred to as a “degloving injury.” It is basically exactly what you think that phrase would imply.

Not tons, but that’s because the farmers who get caught in their machines don’t usually walk away from it.

I have on one occasion, bungee-corded my trucks door shut. Just for the day until I could get it repaired the next day. Still, ghetto as hell

That’ll be $225.69 please for the factory replacement.

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. If you weren’t a bus, you’d still be with us.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Saw Audi Wagon, saw funny headline about reliability, realized it was 15 miles from my house......will spend the rest of the day trying to convince myself I don’t really need an AWD wagon for winter.....I mean I do but I shouldn’t even look at it. Dangit looked at it, MUST RESIST!

Hell yeah! I like Audis, and German engineering matches how I think about the way things should be built.

You had me at assless daisy dukes.

Seek help.

Put in sport or sport # mode. There should be paddle shifters, and a mode for that too with 8 gears.

I only lied because I loved you so much - Subaru

Good suspension on her.

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I often try to pinpoint the moment when “everyone is entitled to their opinions” somehow erroneously morphed into “everyone’s opinion is entitled to respect.” Because NO.

Hey, friendly reminder.