We used to get dozens every year, and that has slowly dropped to maybe one dozen. But we appreciate each one, and use it to teach our son about etiquette and communicating with those you care about.

Oh God. Now I have that image in my head. Well done.

A Costco pack of microfiber cloths found in the auto/home improvement row at the warehouse work on the Swiffer too.

Our a-hole cat died earlier this year, but our 4 AM dancing Doberman is a damn fine alarm. He’s old, needs to go outside, and does his own version of the ‘potty dance’. By the time I take him out and get back to bed, I am WIDE AWAKE.

Exactly my thoughts on this wagon. The engine and coilovers make me stay away from this CP.

...fuuuuck...you win!

WTF. Seems like this sort of behavior is going around: St. Paul Teacher on leave for being a shithead.

That’s not just your Subaru, that’s every Subaru. My wife’s ‘14 Forester has the same damn problem. I hate that damn head unit.

I received staples in my head attesting to this problem. Turned with an arm load of groceries and didn’t duck down enough, dug a little divot in my scalp. Fun times.

Amen to that.

If you are old enough in Minnesota, you realize this has all happened before.

Oh, I don’t know. They probably already had him figured out.

I see this phenomenon all the time. Someone is cruising along in their lane, someone driving faster comes up along side of them, and suddenly they discover the throttle. It’s off to the races.

Also, I told him “now I’m pro-prostate cancer and anti-viagra. I am a woman and have no idea what it is to have prostate cancer or impotence, but I feel my opinion must be imposed on others, if God gives a man prostate cancer then He wants him to die, if he gives him impotence he is not supposed to have sex. Just my…

Here, let me fix that:

Here, let me fix that:

My thought, exactly.

I just heard this on the radio yesterday! Excellent choice.

Definitely review the insurance company’s information about your vehicle for accuracy in features and mileage. I pointed out the inaccuracies in their description of our ‘02 Forester S after our accident, and brought their payout up $1,200 when it was totaled as a result. Every little bit counts.

Ha! My elderly parents own one, which is about the demographic buying it.

Once worked at a giant Midwest red and white corporate office, and saw a product in the store that was a rip-off copy of another artist’s work. Mentioned it to one of the clothing design managers, and was told to not put anything in writing or email about it. They did not want any paper or electronic trail if it ever…