Or you could get a bumper sticker with my band's name on it. Someone stole one off my wife's car last week, so I assume they're desirable.

Now if we could just find the nun with the distributor cap...

Anything with the Wartsila RTA96-C inline 7. Straight-7 diesel crosshead, and I think still the world's largest engine. Runs on heavy heating oil, and the pistons are the size of gazebos.

Ba-dump-psssssh!

I had not even thought of this. Good choice.

I'm pleasantly surprised by how many gentleman racers this thread has led me to remember.

The problem is that his motivation for all the idiotic moves he pulled was spite and malice toward other owners. He may not have known that his actions would be so utterly catastrophic, but his reason for doing them was to be a dick to other people, so they couldn't have money, even if it cost him.

Yeah, and I remember him stopping in the final turn during Monaco qualifying to hold up Fernando Alonso.

I remember when Ricky Rudd punched Kyle Busch in the face his first year in the Cup series. It actually worked. The kid was like an angel for about 4 months. Then he went back to his old ways.

I think it's clear that what was meant was 'statistical fungibilitrage.'

I second the nomination for Tony George, because he was so spitefully destructive and so overwhelmingly ruinous to an entire country's racing industry, but really pretty much everybody in racing is a dick if there's big money involved. Drivers as well as the crooks that run the sports. Mosely, Ecclestone, Senna,…

Puyi was Qing dynasty, not Ming.

You can't make out in the back of an iPhone.

I remember reading a TSB from BMW when my friend was doing BMW tech training about 5-6 years ago. The recommended fix was to stick a piece of duct tape over a hole somewhere. The TSB was 9 pages long, and the part number for a 1-inch piece of duct tape was like 21 digits.

That's not the way I remember "Rashomon."

What kind of police sergeant can you think of who can spell a single word of Engli...

Seriously, "My guess is right leg" can pretty much never be wrong.

German engineers got simple wiring wrong? Get right out of town. Next you'll be telling me Italian engineers didn't plan for rust.

Well...

If I was younger, and still had a garage and the desire to spend half my weekend wrenching on something... Then NP for sure.