"Yeah, Boris, you wouldn't believe how these idiots are driving just 'cause there's a little snow on the ground. Old grannys. They can't be going more than 30. I- oops, hold on a sec... Eeee... Whoa, there we go.

He just wanted to go on the waterslide. Could have happened to any of us.

Good lord, look at the size of that intercooler.

Amen, brother.

I've always liked how different languages refer to the process of dreaming. In English, you "have" a dream, in most Romance languages, you "make" a dream, in east Asian languages you typically "see" a dream. In Irish, a dream is done to you.

Also parallel to the Wright brothers. Built the first real airplane, then never built another one, and spent the rest of their careers suing everyone else who tried to fly.

Police are corrupt? Get right out of town.

Oh, god. That's an Altairean model 8. What are they doing sending model 8s this far into space, unless it's advance scouting for an invasion? Seriously, given admiral Toxbar's tactics, the class 5 heavy cruisers can't be far off. I expect complete eradication of the Earth's major cities by June. Everyone to your…

I can't find a picture of George Plimpton in his race car now. Stupid internet. Anyway, him.

Good choice. Except I fucking hate "El Paso." It's a really, really terrible song.

I think they just misunderstood your erection.

No. Just..... no.

An outrageous amount of money, but I can't resist the opportunity to have this car/engine combo. I want to fight zombies in it. NP.

Sounds like the coffee's ready. Who wants coffee?

I fucking love this story. This is great.

Yeah, when I was working on cars, I knew a tow truck driver who had that happen to him. Actually crapped his pants. Had to take like 2 months off work and go to therapy to get over it.

It kind of looks like a nutsack carved out of soapstone, with Mr. Potatohead accessories stuck on it.

Actually, I would run Simon Cowell's Maybach. With Simon Cowell in it. With no seatbelt.

Yeah, that's the other problem with this defense. Everyone thinks they're good enough to drive distracted, but research has shown that the more you think you can do it, the worse at it you are.

Why does a crappy rendering get a headline?