Seeing the word "bambalamps" so many times done got "Black Betty" stuck in my head.

I wasn't thinking in this direction, but I totally agree with you. I will collect the hell out of this car.

Me and my friend used to drag race in reverse. On purpose. We called it "squid runs." We wanted to start a league. I think it would be sick to drive around with a wheelie bar on the front of your car.

Actually, I can't take the credit. Flss made that based on a pencil drawing I did.

'cause fuck 'em, that's why.

Toyota 2000GT.

Second on the landshark.

That is a pantsload of money, and it is a slushbox, but come on. I mean, come on. If I had that car in my driveway I would never stop looking at it.

Now that I've seen those wheels, it's too late to pour acid in my eyes.

When I was a kid, I had a book about this guy. Apparently, every time a new Rolls Royce came out, he would buy one in every color offered, just to see which one he liked best. The rest probably languished in this moldy garage.

Qvale Mangusta. I saw one in a Trans-Am race in like 2003, and I had to ask someone what it was before I remembered that I knew what it was. Then I saw one on the street down by the beach a couple weeks ago, and realized that I had forgotten it existed for the entire intervening 8 years.

It's a nice car, and ok money. But I'm skeptical about FOJ excursions. Hmmm... you know what? Throw in the trampoline, and you got yourself a deal.

My poop this morning was bigger than this thing.

But what would the balladeer say in this case?

I've had to do this before late at night. Thing is, if the light don't turn, it's because there's no one around. If there's no one around, there's no cops around. So I haven't worried about John Lawman much before. Even though most of the times I've had to do this have been directly in front of the county…

Actually, according to Google translate, it's "ass hatt."

What's the Swedish word for "asshat"?

Crap, also, the Dime, for the Datsun 510.

The Red Pig.