D'you think this will make it into his memoir?

Yeah, but anybody with the resources to buy the car has the resources to rebuild the engine. These are all restoration projects, and no serious bidder will be fooled otherwise.

Haw Haw!

Looks like Beetlejuice had his way with it.

I pretty much agree with that. I liked that they concentrated on the remote segments instead of the wooden studio bits. Next week they're back in the studio, though, so we'll see if they've actually improved.

The original French version was ok, though.

I was thinking kill Razzle Dingley, but that works too.

The DeTomaso Pantera. And it would drive it drunk.

Actually, I can believe that. I retract my Psssh.

Psssh.

or this.

I would have said 'taking off the valve cover bolts,' but I had a friend who screwed that up. He wanted me to 'help' him do his timing belt on his EG Civic. He wanted to do as much of the work as possible. So I had him take off the valve cover bolts as step 1. He turned the ratchet wrench over to righty tighty,…

Ew.

Best. Thing. Ever.

I lived in New Jersey for 20 years, and I can tell you, everyone has a tank.

'Ring time?

My dad used to have one of these things, and it was great off road, but I don't think the experience you can get out of it is worth 4k. This one is mildly crackpipe. Just a $5 rock. The ones that come in those tiny ziploc bags that are the size of postage stamps.

Hah! My Norton repair manual is the same way. Although I believe the cushion-pin set must be "renewed," rather than "replaced."

I was going to suggest this one. I was also going to point out that the front bumper was made out of a railroad tie. Somehow that makes it creepier to me.