"call" != "dial"

When I was younger, I had a 240SX, and I put in the Energy Suspension polyurethane bushing kit. It came with inserts to take the compliance out of the subframe bushings. They were called subframe spacers. For some reason this name struck us as funny, and it developed into an inside joke. Like, "I'm going to the…

Not to mention the horn.

But you have to race it with the tree attached.

That is the realest-looking, real, totally real bugcatcher blower intake that I've seen since the PT cruiser I saw on the PCH in Davenport that hadn't even bothered to cut a hole in the hood when they glued it on top.

Yeah, this is definitely worse than crack pipe. This is not being able to find a pipe, so you try to make one out of tinfoil, and you don't have enough tinfoil, so you try to make one out of a lightbulb, even though you know you'll need the lightbulb to see once it gets dark, and the crack is the stuff that comes up…

New rule: all cars I buy in the future must have their driveshaft sitting on the fender and a 6' tall tree growing between the bumper and the body. That's the only way you'll know you've really accepted a challenge.

I did notice that. I thought it was an FD for a minute.

What transmission has he got in that thing?

I've always been a fan of the Mercedes 600 Grosser. The Big.

Bake him away, toys.

Pinzgauer.

I'd cut my grandma's face to get my hands on an Integrale. NP at any price.

Hah! This reminds me of the time I picked up a hitchhiker on the ride up to campus, then got in a drag race with a Mini Cooper at the campus entrance, where it narrows from two lanes to one. We were neck and neck until I had to shift early, because the Saturn redlines at 5400. So I got passed on the first upshift.

Yeah. Rational and not ideological. I heart-click you for this.

Aah! Kill it! It looks like bearslayer's junk!

Centuries ago, the legendary priest Shaolin created the all-powerful Shaolin El Camino fist.

Ah, touche. I had failed to notice the 'run the by the.' Though I think that's most likely no more than a typo.

"who's" -> "whose"

Hah! When I watched this, the popup ad said 'date pretty Chinese girl.'