@Fat Tire: Dude, I'm all about this, but I think the rat rod concept needs to be taken a little higher. 5" chop, first of all. Which would look great, but someone other than me is paying for the rear glass on that one. Then flat black primer.

I heard Martin Brundle said....

Do I need to grow Murilee's mustache to qualify?

The Talbot-Lago T-150 Teardrop.

@crinklesmith: Just as long as you're only handing out government-subsidized bleach to real Americans, not those immigrants. Those are my taxpayer dollars, commie.

What do you mean I can't get to work on time? It's a Vanquish...

@krypterband: Cool. You're playing the French horn, by the way...

@Shep_Shepherd: What spot is it exactly?

@dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: I think the 100 shot of NOS blew the welds on his intake.

"bare asses and velocity trumpets" would be a good album title. Do we have an official Jalopnik band? And if not, why not?

Postwar stepside pickups.

@pauljones: Yeah, I was just thinking about this sort of thing. It used to be that America stood for pragmatism and solutions, and it was Europe where nothing got done because of idelogues and helplessly inefficient politics and political rallies. America was, at least in the ideal, a place where we would say,…

@SynthOno: Yeah; nowadays it's Jettas...

@FamilyCarGuy: Yeah, this may be too late to count, but I think it's relevant. Because GM did a bunch of good things with Saturn, among the bad things. In particular with the (Japanese-inspired) non-adversarial dealership model, which actually did work to create customer loyalty.

@Straight6er: Hey, good answer.

@Rusty Van Horn: ...

@marimvibe: I had one of the two. I spent a lot of money on her, but I never quite got the rewards I was paying for.

I had one of those...

Wait... Sully?

@86LX5.0: Those would look hot painted yellow.