A lot of money for a not-real SC, but my kind of car. Lots of personality.

@ThreeLitre: Rigor Mortis.

No love for the B13 Sentra? Not my particular favorite, but damn fun to hoon for basically no money at all.

@dharmabum71: Presumably it uses an X-ray tube source. Technically, particles in an X-ray tube anode are accelerated. So are some nuclei. So maybe this guy knows so damn much about X-ray tubes that he's talking over all of our heads.

@MikeofLA: Is "the 'ring" the Large Hadron Collider?

@jzEllis: Yeah, I was going to say, is 'kobo' Japanese for 'Henrik Fisker'?

@elchimpo: Did you beat me to this? The timestamps are the same.

@Boosted Lego Wagon: Next time I see a car spinning out from a crash, I'm shouting "back 12! Back 12! Hard!!!!!!!!!"

@Peter Orosz: [www.urbandictionary.com]

I feel sorry for the guy on the motorcycle. Or is that some sort of beetle? Or an octopus on a wine bottle?

@SagarikaLumos: The 240SX convertible wasn't available as a manual. That one could make the list, but the hatchback and notchback are Jalop-tastic. Potentially. No guarantees if you buy one from a kid in Irvine who's got a hard-on for hundred shots of NOS and whatnot.

@tobythesandwich: I have a generally unkempt appearance...

I'll go nice price, even though it's gonna take a fanboy to pony up that kind of money. If the paint wasn't so new, it would be more practical. Because after all, trucks are for hauling. And getting asked to help people move all the time. Which you wouldn't do with that paint job.

@SagarikaLumos: It's more that you don't want to be seen driving a hairdresser's car that deserves the epithet. A Miata or 240SX will never make this list.

What job?

@Elhigh: No, but he's gonna be picking up a lot of trash on highways.

@snark_attack: Are they close enough to the Indus to be affected by the current flooding? I can't find a map of flood-affected areas in Kashmir, but there's heavily affected areas not far to the south. The spillway outflow might be the least of their problems now.

@CRXPilot; In fast, out backwards: I thought this too. The Stig is probably lots of different people when Ben's not available. Do we have any evidence he's fired beyond the Mirror's speculation here? Because the Mirror is not exactly the paper of record.

@Flako_FigZ: That's supposed to be a tail.

@Needs More Torque: Here's a mockup I sketched on a notepad. I think we can work with this.