@Needs More Torque: I'm sure there are some Jalop readers who are graphic artists by profession, but none of them want to be bothered with Jalopnik stuff while they're at work. That's crazy talk.

@shouldknowbetter: Good advice. I probably wouldn't buy a ZR1 out of dealer stock anyway. If I'm gonna be spending that kind of money, I'ma order one with the options I want.

Every time I see the 'cotomer sevis' tag, I think it sounds like a Latin motto. Like Jalopnik should have a coat of arms with a rampant lion and unicorn on either side, surmounted by a piston, with a scroll reading 'COTOMER SEVIS IALOPNICARUM.'

@3rdgentaurusesarecool: I agree that this guy is security rather than a shop tech.

@62imperialcrown: NERRRRRRRRRRRRDS!

@Kuro: I Googled around to see if there was a drive-in near me since the old one shut down a couple years ago, and it turns out there is a guerrilla drive in in the area. I might have to hit them up.

@K5ING: Get a gallon of milk (helps to make sure it's not ultra-pasteurized). Heat it slowly in a saucepan until it's about to scald, but hasn't developed a skin. Take it off the heat, and immediately toss in the juice of a lemon, or maybe 1/4 cup of vinegar. Some sort of acid to curdle it.

@BMRFILE: My three least favorite things in the universe are: crowds, ads, and the sound of people eating popcorn. So I don't ever go to movie theaters anymore.

@Pete Gaines: It takes about 20 minutes to make your own cheese curds. I do it all the time.

My town had a drive-in called the 'Skyview.' They shut down for good a while back. One of the first dates I went on with my wife was there. It's so sad to see a part of our past be destroyed.

I wrote a comic book when I was a teenager that prominently featured a 1960 Cadillac. I think this year had the best fins in the history of cars with fins.

@Dan122186: Etsy, I think.

I got married two weeks ago. My wife got me a wedding ring that is made of titanium and carbon fiber. It weighs less than a paper clip.

@FightingChance: Best thing ever. Heart click.

@pauljones:

Well... it doesn't cost $250 million to get it to the US, does it?

@Tijuana Taxi: Then he'll wear a tiara to a city council meeting, and murder a stripper, and it'll all be done in 1.5 seconds worth of nauseating jump cuts.

Does this mean Michael Bay has to pay to demolish the plant?

I used to drive a Daihatsu Charade for work. I wore a hat and sunglasses.

@Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: Wait... 1962? Leopard bikini? Paint booth?