These are the guys that pulled him over.

@Ray Wert: Ugh. You want me to take my work home with me?

As a professional linguist (which I am for serious), here's my solution: the new word for 'parkway' is 'Atlantic-City-senior-tour-bus-way,' and the new word for 'driveway' is 'non-running-cars-storage-space.'

Any price is a nice price for an Integrale in the US.

Engine computers are for chumps. If your car's gonna stall randomly, it should be because there's a microscopic piece of dirt that you'll never find clogging up some carburetor jet you can't get to.

Wait... Grandpa?

@LuciferV8: Oh man. There's no nutrasweet in whiskey, is there? 'Cause I drink a lot of that shit.

I actually don't want this car, but I cannot vote crackpipe on something so beautifully conceived. Nice price.

Best thing ever.

This is all the fault of them demmy-crats.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I thought your uncles said, "now lie down and close your eyes, and don't tell anyone about this."

@I can be stig?: A 40-year-old Datsun 510.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Oh, jeez, please don't hit me with another bill for child support. I need that money for meth.

@Scandinavian Flick: Did you get talked into replacing the control arms because the pivot bushings went? There are a whole lot of people making press-in replacements now. I've done that job a few times, and it's a lot cheaper.

@zekestone: I see that. Not so much early-early Gauguin, but early Polynesia-era Gauguin, in the good-but-garish use of bright light.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I had no idea I had so many ex's.

@VeeArrrSix: You haven't heard her price yet...

@BeanBone: Theoretically yes. There's one in my phone.

@smackela: Most likely his forearm would be stuck through his skull. I've seen some pretty grisly pictures of what happens when shit gets between people and their airbags.

@pauljones: That depends. Where are my grandkids? And how come you never call?