They threw in a can of pelican repellent.

@LuciferV8: Engen stations are all in South Africa, as far as I know.

@maximum-sienna: I've driven in Montana, and the problem is that you can double-tow 85 feet there. So every car on the road is a 1-ton pickup with a fifth wheel behind it, and a boat behind that, with no towing mirrors, going 45 in the fast lane. So all that empty space gets used up quick.

Cutting corners is job 1.

Actually, it was an ok article, plus she added 4 cylinders to everyone's muscle car instantly. God if only every upgrade was so cheap.

@Maxichamp: He likes spending $750 on a radiator?

F-Body.

I'm just glad my 'yota is from 1986.

The best tasting note I've ever seen was 'perm activator.'

Should have bought a Dacia Sandero.

Thing about Alex Cox is, I put some tw0-way mirrors in his pad down in Brentwood, and he came to the door in a dress.

Damn! I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids...

I'd drive it.

I remember watching a show once where some local KKK branch somewhere in the south fought a 2-year legal battle to adopt a highway, then lost it in six months because they never once showed up to clean it.

I suddenly have the urge to buy some Kumhos.

Well, now everyone has the opportunity to peruse scenic Detroit.

@lilwillie: Heart click, by the way. This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Can I get that with bluer headlights?

Yeah, I don't know why everybody thinks it's an auto, but whatever. I think the price is nice, except that whatever turns out to be wrong with the car will cost $22k to fix. You ever try to buy parts for one of these things?

@subframespacer: also, Derrike Cope came in 43rd like every race ever since 1990. We used to take bets who would do worse, him or Kyle Petty.