I was born in the early 70s. When I was very young, my dad was in grad school and we lived in a neighbourhood full of grad students and hippies (and hippie grad students). I went to preschool with a Sunshine, a Rainbow, and a Galadriel.

I swear to God, here in Buenos Aires I've met a person christened 'Árbol' (lit. 'Tree'). Today's parents attempts at being cool will foster future conservative counter-revolutions.