I kinda wish the animal animations (animalations?) were a little less clunky.

Then why did they come out to help in the end?

Maybe they can fly around the back side? And way high up like birds can do. I mean... isn't there like a nonstop stormy cloud storm obscuring most of the sky?

Touche. I hope he has tons and tons of powdered makeup on.

"Backed out." Or they replaced her because she couldn't sing/act Sondheim.

You may be black. But you're not Vantablack.

That Russell Crowe one was soooo boring.

Fun fact. The girl who played Vasquez also played the foster mom that got T-1000ed in Terminator 2.

Wait wait.... they took the all the fun stuff out of a Greek mythology story?? WHAT'S THE POINT?!

He looks like a little boy without his beard. Not sexy.

That dude isn't sexy. He looks like a little boy.

It should know better than to put itself in that kind of situation. So really it's Broadway's fault.

I worked merch for three years. Trust me, it's not a job you cry over if you lose. I have all the admiration in the world for those tech workers. But they don't need people telling them how "unfortunate" their situation is. Your job ends? You get out that resume and look for another. The fact that they got to do…

Regardless of those celebrating its closure..... the people who work in theater know that their job can end at any moment. All shows close. It's the nature of the business. As such, I can't and won't feel sorry for those who lose their jobs when a show finishes its run. I'm very glad that they got to take part…

Mini Goop.

Aren't all marriages technically business arrangements?

That sucks. But, umm... just wondering.... was it, like.... a nice dick?

IF IT DOESN'T HAVE A POOL I SWEAR TO GOD....

That video was definitely "inpacting" my vestibular system.

It's the movement. They jerk left then jerk right then jerk back and jerk jerk jerk. There's lots of jerking. I feel like someone's playing tug of war with my eyeballs.