I feel like they played/watched Uncharted 4 and thought Holland resembled baby Drake in that. But he’s still 25. I don’t think he’s going to “grow” into adult Drake in the next 5 to 20 years.

Coney I-lander is the BOMB. I farkin hate hotdogs, but I can down like 4 of those little suckers. They’re smaller, and they steam their buns, and that cheese!! It’s like a cloud of delicious in your mouth.

The real question is.... why the flying fudge would anyone give Paul W.S. Anderson their IP to shit all over? Have they seen anything he’s ever done? Like... count the cuts in this scene. I dare you.

Just a heads up, a family member of mine was a very healthy and very young ultra/Ironman runner and recently had a stroke that left half of his body paralyzed. These competitions and this lifestyle in particular can be VERY taxing on the body in ways that we may not be completely aware of, so please please please be…

That dialogue.... WOOF.

Soooo they definitely did it while they were “camping” at night, right??

Mercury is still REALLY far away from the Sun. I think we sometimes forget how much space there is in.... space.

Cool stuff. I’m guessing they don’t want to kill the T-Rex. I mean, he’s got a pretty big gun. And it’s just an animal, albeit a big one.

They make games catered to you dirty console peasants...... but they’re so dirty that our god-tier machines can’t bother running them. It’s like putting a movie on DVD, and then projecting it on an IMAX screen using the same shitty DVD.

Great, we get to listen to another shitty fake American accent.

Luckily this game crashes after about 30 minutes of playing on my iPad mini. It’s a nice little reminder to get my butt movin.

Relax, I’m sure you can turn the music off and play your own Nickleback CDs.

Yeah I did a double-take on that. Pretty impressive.

I’ve been a big fan of the women’s World Cup since I was young. It’s always been 1000x more exciting than the men’s. They’re more physical and a bit more wild, but with faaaaaaar less flopping.... which is what makes men’s soccer pretty unbearable. Also, these girls SHOOT when they get the chance, as opposed to the…

Good luck getting her to do an American accent.

There is only one true king. King Hot Gends.

Eh. His body isn’t that good. And it kinda looks like he has gynecomastia.

God I love Debbie. But the real question is.... who's going to play her in the Off-Off Broadway turned Off-Broadway turned Broadway production of "Bobby: The Musical"??

What's going on in these giant buildings? Are there transformers with, like.... boring desk jobs? Accountant bots. Offshore engineering bots. Insurance salesman bots.

God, this show is so fucking awful.... I can't stop watching it. These writers/directors are just completely oblivious to how normal people act, it's painful. I feel sorry for these actors because a) they're given absolutely nothing to work with, and b) most of them probably don't even realize it. MAYBE the actress…