So did Land Of The Lost.

I mean this absolutely sincerely: thank you, Marah.

No one ever went broke pandering to nerds with Lucas Derangement Syndrome.

I'm sure Red Letter Media is already hard at work on a 15-hour video about why you should hate the sequels.

I'd kind of like to see a variation on this with negative reviews from actual critics. Though that would have the unfortunate side effect of validating Armond White's existence.

in my head I heard that whole thing in Spencer's voice. That happened.

No, Newcastle is where he tried an exorcism that went wrong. The possessed girl went to hell and Constantine went to an asylum.