For the record, I misread this a “Lisa Kudrow” and I was far less surprised that I should have been.

Did you know that the South voted to secede from the Union and the U.S.A. fought a costly civil war over it? KGB troll.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

All I’m sayin’ yo.

Feel better now?

#cen’estpastousleschatsfrancais

resourceful imo

The black squirrel stole the show.

Thank you. Sharks gonna shark. The poor thing seemed entirely freaked out and probably has learned an important lesson as well: there’s no such thing as a free lunch.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

#notallSterns

You’ll have to excuse me. I HAVE TO GO CATCH UP WITH MY SKIN.

I don’t even know how you’re allowed here.

It’s the not the size of the gun, but what you can...

He’s an editor here. He probably isn’t going anywhere. It might be in your better interest for you to fuck off, instead.

Keep in mind, this is what Trump has stated he wants to do with our National Debt. I imagine our country creditors will look on that just as fondly.

Apple moving in there ????? It’s just right Twix hiding what they are up to....

So anyway...here’s a magic trick.

+1 for boobs and fire.