Exactly. This cult has a well-known pattern of destroying lives and reputations.

1) Is CCD communion class? 2) Why were you going to hell? 3) Good on teacher and your mom for being on top of their shit.

OH MY GOD CCD KIDS!

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

If he hollers, let him go, Lewis.

I read years ago that this is one of Helen Mirren’s favorite jokes, which is when my love for her was cemented: “How can you tell when an Essex girl comes? She drops her fries.”

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I am curious about this alternate universe you live in where teen black girls being super geniuses at STEM is a racial stereotype and would like to visit it.

See, this shit right here? THIS ruins childhoods.

It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for…

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

28,000 kilometers is like 5 miles.

Sorry Lovecraft got there first, see Deep Ones.

Sempai noticed me!

Note to self: take dick pics with a telephoto.

THE STUPID IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

I want Bernie and Killer Mike to ride off into the sunset together, touring America and having wacky adventures.

Not if he's hanging out with Beiber. That Monaco podium was painful.

Franklins are welcome at the convention.