$8000 to make your car look ridiculous.

And they weren’t ever doing well, even when gas was expensive as all hell.

1000 to 1, in favor.

What are the odds that just knowing the city where David lives, I could find his house within 60 minutes simply by driving around and asking people if they know where there is a house that looks like a Jeep Cherokee junkyard? 

I‘m guessing he finally gave up on waiting for someone to submit a Toyota corona

Not my guy.

People here are angry but at least the guy spends his money on cars. “Our” guy spent his inherited money on gold toilets and hush money payments.

My jaw dropped when I saw the bad CGI. Then I looked at the timestamp and realized I was only at 2:19! This is amazing

What in the fuck did I just watch

Wow.  There are no words.

Retire this video, it will never be more relevant than this exact post.

Wait till you get to 2:36

That guy was a woman

Nailed it!

I had a sign hanging on my door at my last office that said something like “if you can’t detail step 2, you’re not getting any money”. We had lots of underpants gnomes with great ideas.

Wittgenstein was right. I understand that all of the words above are in English, but I don’t understand what any of it means.

Is this guy a GOPer? Then a Lada is the way to go.  That way the Russians can be driving the party literally and figuratively!

...41 Pages of Honda Odysseys...

Does David want that candidate to lose?

LOL