I’m not sure I understand the outrage for the auto show guy. He might have meant everything that you inferred, but that was not my takeaway. Teasing that Erica is better looking than Jason somehow means that Jason is ugly and Erica can’t do her job? I didn’t get any of that from what was relayed here.

Why should his golf game be any different than the election?

All I know at this point is if the white house says Donny doesn’t know someone, it means we’re 5 minutes away from a video of them doing hand stuff with eachother. 

I agree with this on principle, but odds are the established oil industry finds a way to tip the scales overwhelmingly in its own favor.

I can’t understand how Nissan still makes such awful CVTs, when they have been putting them in most of their lineup for a decade. The Maxima needs a geared transmission if they ever want it to be taken seriously as a sports sedan again. 

Hey failing Jalopnik, stop talking about China maybe. All I ever hear, China this, China that, Cordobavirus this and that. I bet America can make virus better than China. How about Ivankavirus? That would be a classy, beautiful broad virus. That I would absolutely date. And you can tell China we’re going to protect…

That’s how much golf Obama is estimated to have played in 8 years. Orange Asshole hasn’t been in office for a full 4 years yet. And he and his family are making millions by having the government pay for him to stay at his own properties. So if he is really donating his salary, it’s peanuts compared to what he is…

Let me fix that quote:

You see this pic, and the thing that gets you excited is the tail light and not that it’s a two door.

I read a comment a while back that I cannot shake off. “Dystopia” is just “Imagine if it happened to white people too”

“Keep politics out of science fiction”, cry the people who no nothing about the history of science fiction.

I want to see the proof that he's refusing his salary. There's no way that cheap, broke ass cheat is passing up $400,000 a year. 

This troll cannot seriously be stupid enough to believe this.

If he can’t sell this 153,000 mile, two-owner Crown Vic, which is listed at $3,200...

Glorious

And yet, he still sucks at golf. 

Girfters gonna grift. It’s a core GOP value.

Just raise it up 6 inches and it looks like every MB / BMW ugly-ass-egg-shaped-crossover thing.