Welding rust together *is* a super power.

Lighter, faster, more maneuverable, fits in a normal parking space, better MPG, looks better, and has a longer bed than the super stubby bed on a crew cab.

No its not, but to be fair out the door price of this vehicle will be much much lower than the Rebel despite the similar MSRP. Granted you can get a similar to better equipped Big Horn for similar out the door price.

Counterpoint: Automakers, please continue making the blacking out of all things - a thing. Thanks.

If my choices are acres of black painted plastic or acres of chrome painted plastic, I guess the black is nominally better?

That entire era of Mustangs sucked. Drove like shit. Rode like shit. Ergonomics were shit. And they only sorta looked OK.

I think that shoots a piston through the hood and into orbit.

I was definitely going to point out that strange electrical problems are 100% JLR features not bugs but you got there first.

Yes, your mobile phone will still function but all the cell towers will be melted.

Counterpoint.

I’m here for the LR bashing. Can’t get enough of it. Amazing that people keep buying/leasing them when they’re huge piles of shit and everyone knows it.

Volkswagon:

While we are sorry we were caught cheating on our emissions in our diesel models, we are not sorry enough to change our lineup to meet current standards.

Three weeks from now:

Pride? Fear?

Every loan has a fee. It may only be $500-1000, but I’m guessing that makes a difference to the buyer.

Jesus why dont you just go piss on someone’s foot. It will be more helpful than that comment was to having an intelligent conversation.

The vulture private equity funds’ are the roots of most evils in this country. 

The F-Type is sublime. It has wonderful driving dynamics, plenty of power, and effortless good looks, the sort that can only be achieved by the long-hood-short-deck template. There’s not a good way to do that with a mid-engined architecture.

My theory is this, and it has worked flawlessly thus far in my life.

Here’s a tip: underwear never actually needs to be washed.  Once it disintegrates completely, you can put on a new pair.