According to the RI DMV website you have to fill out a form and get it notarized. Not sure how that’s “impossible”.

I hear Miami University of Ohio diplomas are pretty easy to come by..

Something smells fishy here and I don’t think it is a catfish dinner. CP

I want to believe, but there is too much that is hinky about this thing. With all the issues around it this would need to be at the $500 mark.

Assuming it’s not a scam, which it is, this is NP. Except it’s not. It’s a scam.

Scam. Scam. Scam. Scam. Scam. Scam. Eggs and Scam. Scam. Scam. Scam. Scam. Scam.

Who rents Passat R-Lines? Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen a rental VW. 

Maybe if it was a brown A4 Avant

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

Ice Cube would have a 40 Ounce in his lap, not a Big Gulp™.

“I am not saying it, but lots of very smart people are saying it.”

Yeah, but your story still ends with:

M.A.D.D won’t like it,cause the only way you can use it is while you’re trashed.

Well, on the plus side the limits of adhesion are pretty low with contact patches that small (and half sidewall? WTF?). So he’s likely not going very fast when he loses it. Or hopefully at all.

2008-2009 Chevy Malibu: $5000 average. 2008-2009 Honda accord: $11,000 avg. 2008-2009 Toyota Camry: $10,000 avg.

having previously owned and enjoyed a LeBaron

This guy is afraid to “get on it” in a POS K car with 200hp? FOH!

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Oh man that’s so much better.

Fingers-crossed that somehow 3D Printing is going to solve the issue of very difficult to find car parts.