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Why do you think there’s a position open?

They are really good at ripping my headphones off of my ears/out of my phone.

I just hate Drift.

This is the same company that got spiffed by Enzo Ferrari himself (which most people would be chuffed about and put in their memoirs). Then spent millions of dollars to develop a car to kick his ass in one race, and one race only.

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Why is it so ugly?

Because due process is a right that the government can not arbitrarily take away. That is like Trump saying he is never wrong so there is no need for the right of free press to fact check [his bullshit].

Ooooh! Good question!

Hi, I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such famous video edits as “Lady Laughs Hysterically over Chewbacca Mask” and “Moving Day: Why Did you Turn?”

Always the answer

2014 Audi RS7. It’s AWD and cool af. You’ll be the coolest dad in the state, guaranteed.

I was going to break the budget by $10k and suggest a Jaguar XF Wagon.

2018 Subaru Outback 3.6R Touring. 

“I liked the touchscreen and the cupholders”

Relatd: why go to a restaurant when you can juset cook at home? Why read a book when you can just write your own? Sometimes people just want to enjoy things without having to build it from scratch... 

Relatd: why go to a restaurant when you can juset cook at home? Why read a book when you can just write your own?

Yeah, the catch is that it’s a JD Power survey.

It makes me think some dude had a busted Triumph and a good enough BMW engine kicking around.

Is this what rap is now?  I’m suddenly very sad.  It’s so fucking lazy.

I think it’s tacky. I shall illustrate.