95% of all MkIV Golfs are still on the road.

Nice, $kay... I’m a bit more fond of the older version ;)

It ain’t got that V8 burble.

This is one one the dumbest false equivalencies I’ve ever read.

Dude, shhhh. Apple might sue.

It is. With all their English wheels and such, you’d think it’d be like a Jaguar with a lift kit, but no. Utilitarian. Well, it does make it quite a bit easier to repair and who cares if it gets dented because it’s not some super complex deep reverse compound curve. 

But you WERE hooligans. You were 17, you drove an hour for an amusement, at their expense. You weren’t renting anything. You weren’t buying anything. You wanted to play around with an expensive, rare car.

don’t take a blacklight....

I can’t say on a family friendly place, but it involves Trump bending over.

thanks for being “that guy” asshole

Here, have David’s star.

So you’re saying Rover did the electronics and Honda did the auto transmission?

You may not be the hero we deserve, but you are the hero we need.

Everyone else was just trying to ketchup.

She definitely brat it.

I did not know there was a Merkur other than the XR4Ti, which by the way I pronounce as “exeratti” because I know how to phonics.

I worked at Chrysler from 2011-2014 and everyone I talked to who was working there prior to bankruptcy talked about how much better the work environment, handling of programs, and overall quality of employment was after Fiat took control. He did more good for that company than most people will ever realize.

an unusually tiny penis

Rural Pennsylvania (i.e. most of Pennsylvania) is basically the backwoods of Alabama in the 1960s. The big cities there are reliably blue and relatively sane but the the rest of the state is kind of a deranged shithole.

But let’s not forget the man who gave his life in opposition of that.