THE CHICKENS CAN PAY THE 25% OR DEAL WITH THE SPACE FORCE. SAD!

All they have to do is change their corporate names to ‘Trump’, put Jared on the Board of Directors and give Ivanka a few-dozen trademarks.

Schrödinger’s slide.

were you safe?

The only Mazda I would spend money on.

Glad you understand the rules. Now go fuck yourself.

technically its an incel phone

If it was a Audi you would have written 3,000 words on how terribly identical it is with the larger model.

A 288 GTO. Mmmm

How is that a $200 product?!

In most cars you can just run the seat belt behind the driver’s seat and still buckle it in the anchor.

Gee Harley, maybe actively cultivating a culture that appealed to annoying douchebags who wanted annoyingly loud bikes is coming back to bite you?

I used to think that way. But my little sub-200 hp miata is outstanding as is. Since the car doesn’t weigh anything, the fewer ponies motivate it more than well enough to get in trouble.

Whoever driving a car like that must have to be drinking heavily to make it tolerable.

This reminds me of that old Scandal (featuring Patty Smyth) song, Goodbye to Shoe.

Still no

From the Craigslist ad:

I just assumed it was because they were so ugly they didn’t deserve a goodbye

Your stars, sir/madam/decline-to-state:

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”