When I totaled the Ion sometime in the earlier part of this decade, I got a 2008 Honda Fit

Here it would compete too directly with the Golf R. There’s just not enough of a market for both.

Give it a 1" lift, plastic cladded wheel arches, call it the Audi A1 Cross-Sport Quattro and it will sell like hotcakes in the States.

...start doing something that matters.

It’s better than being restored and “worth” $75K just to sit in old man Gary’s garage, who drives it 3 miles a year at 30MPH.

Wow, those things were ugly, and time hasn’t been good to them either. Big time CP on this turd.

i’d rather own a beige Camry auto.

The Studebaker Wagonaire has more style and class.

Looks like Meh Car Week.

Flying butt pliers!

Man, everyone wrote so much about their cars 0_0

Congratulations, Mr. For Sweden, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Rolls Royce which this lovely lady will deliver in her ragged shorts.

Again, For Sweden wins... apparently no one else is witty on Jalopnik.

You might find the humor boring and repetitive. I for one find the reality of the GOP’s persecution and Trump’s doing an end-run around democracy boring and repetitive.

Now she lives forever on a car filled with Saudi princes raping 13 year old Estonian girls in the back.

Strangely fitting though. Maybe Chevy should have this as a factory option

Mobility scooter on a Corvette. This was at a Corvette show, I wanted to leave almost right away, but the Corvette I was in was boxed in.

Naming it after the Russian Space Forces is a great idea. Why not rename all our military branches after the Russian equivalents, since they’re run by poo-tin anyway?

Sorry, SPACE turtleneck. Haha, you were probably like “WTF is this guy talking about?”